Okies, here is a short one shot that my random brain cooked up while bored. I hope you enjoy this one - I did enjoy writing it!!!! :nanner:



SUPER-KIRK AND THE GRABBY HANDS OF DOOM.

One day, Kirk Hammett walked down an otherwise deserted corridor, backstage, strumming his .... guitar, while humming a pretty tune. He stopped outside a closed door wondering what all the commotion was about coming from inside, before he burst in, saying - I wonder what all this commotion is, coming from in here?"

"Somebody's stolen all the donuts!" James Hetfield said, staring down at a woefully empty plate and he looked as though he had tears in his eyes.

Kirk put down his guitar before saying to James - "Never fear, Kirk-y's here to save the day!"

Without warning, he took off his shirt, revealing a cotton vest with a Super-Kirk logo on it, before removing his pants to reveal a matching paitr of Super-Kirk boxer shorts.

He struck a heroic pose before saying - "I'll get your donuts back, James! For I am Super-Kirk!"

He strode purposefully out the room, flicking his curly hair dramatically as he went.

"Dude, you're awesome!" James shouted after him.

Kirk strode down the corridot, before bumping into Rob Trujillo, who was eating a lice of pepperoni pizza with some obvious enjoyment.

Kirk knocked the pizza from Rob's shocked fingers before Rob couild do anything to stop him.

"KIRK!!! What the hell are you doing, dude? Why are you wearing nothing but a vest and your boxers huh? I was eating that pizza you know!!!" Rob complained loudly.

"I'm not Kirk!! I am Super-Kirk and I am searching for donuts!" Kirk announced, striking another manly pose in front of Rob.

Rob didn't look impressed.

"Didn't have to knock my pizza from my hand!!! It was PIZZA dude, not donuts!" Rob pointed out, with a scowl.

"Oh, yeah, sorry Rob, just got a little carried away, then," Kirk said, before bending to retrieve the pizza from the ground, dusting it off carefully before giving it back to the muscular bassist.

"Thank you, Kirk for you have truly saved my pizza#s life!" Rob said, snarkily, before continuing on his way, chomping happily on his pizza.

"Guess it's not Rob with the grabby hands of doom then! My job here is not yet finished!" Kirk said to himself. "Which leaves me only one person - LARS!"

Kikr strode through the backstage area, omly finding Lars when he eventually looked in the toilets. Lars was sitting in a basin, looking guilty with sugar smeared round his mouth, while chewing voraciously on a mouthful of donut.

"Wasn't me! I didn't steal the donuts!" Lars said immediately upon Kirk's arrival.

"Riiiight!" Kirk said, unimpressed, before picking up a large donut cru,g from Lars' t-shirt and raising an eyebrow.

Lars just smiled guiltily but said nothing.

"Lars Ulrich, you have grabby hands of doom, I tell you and I hereby charge you with daylight donut robbery and greivious mental harm to James Hetfield. Olus you made me knock Rob Trujillo's pizza to the ground for no apparent reason. For this, you have to buy all of us three boxes of donuts each in every single city we stop in on this tour, but - BUT - only if you do not any more yourself. Do this or face the wrath of the mighty Super-Kirk!" Kirk told Lars sternly. "Do this or I will stun you with burst of blistering guitar solos if you do not comply!"

"Why do I have to listen to you?" Lars asked, pouting hugely up at the taller guitarist.

"Because I am Super-Kirk and I am made of all kins of awesome! Now do it, or face my mighty guitar!" Kirk told him, before striding from the room, leaving Lars no choice but to follow him, still covered in sugary donut remnants.

Lars made good on what Kirk had ordered him to do, because he did not want to be accosted by a half-naked guitarist again, even though the sight had been quite marvelously heroic!!!



THE END!!!


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OMG OMG
That was hilaaarious!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :tardlol
I guess I should hope you get bored more often so I could have a laugh more often.
Great job.
Loved these parts:

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Bhahahahaha!!!!

So awesome! I really could imagine Kirk striking a pose whenever he said something heroic :lol: .
Kirk knocking Rob's pizza off and then taking it from downd and dusting it uo made me laugh so hard!!! :lol: :lol:

Great one-shots! :horns2

LMAO oh man oh man that was absolutely hilarious!

I don't think I will ever get the vision of super kirk in his boxers and t-shirt striking a manly pose out of my head ever again.

This was just so so funny. A fabulous one shot :)

I absolutely loved the charges that he levelled at Lars - grabby hands of doom indeed.

This just plain rocked out - I am so so looking forward to seeing what you come up with next :)

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Thanks guys - I'm glad you liked that one!!! It is much appreciated!!! :huggie:

There should be more forthcoming soon .... :nanner:

oooh!!!! an update? do you mean it?

:D Thanks!!

Yeah, more one shots should be coming soon, once I get past this damn writer's block I seem to have going on at the moment.


I'm sure Super Kirk might even put in another appearance in some of them! I enjoyed writing about Super Kirk. :horns: :lol: :horns2

*does the Death Magnetic dance* :nanner:

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mwahahaha!!! another giga cool one!!!
I love that you so often put biscuits, donuts, pizzas and this kind of stuff in your shorts, as I'm a real pig! :lol:

Thank you, Hrisi - I'm glad that you enjoyed that one!! It is much appreciated, as always!! hehe, yeah - quite often people say that I'm a bottomless pit for food, as more often than not I'm talking of food, or eating it and always invariably it ends up in my stories!!

That was AMAZING!!!!!!, now, I know what I'm going to dream about....Super-Kirk with his sexy outfit!!!! :lol: :lol: very well done and inspired!!!! :biggrin :heart:
you rock!!! :horns: :nanner: :horns2

Thank you kindly, Angela - it is much appreciated!! :huggie: hehe, ace - i wouldn't mind dreaming about Kirk in that little outfit either .... :horns: :lol: :horns2 :heart:

...with his sexy boxer shotrs!!!! :drool :drool


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:horns: :lol: :horns2 Yeah, mustn't forget those sexy boxer shorts ...


:lol: Oh the images!!!! :rockdevil: :drool

covered with donuts' jam :lol: :horns2

*imagery heart attack*
Funny story hun!

Thank you very Much Torr!!! It is much appreciated - I am glad you enjoyed it!!

And also thanks again to Hrisi - you've just managed to put a brain melting image of Kirk with donut jam on him!!! Oh yes!!! Me likes!!! :drool :heart: :lol: :rockdevil: